The winter is usually a mixture of pitch black nights and white snow – pretty basic, right? So there’s your chance to stand out and wear the hell out of some crazy hats or scarves. Forget the usual beanies and one-colored scarf that will bore the hell out of the one wearing them and everyone looking at them. Let’s get crazy and pick out some of the most unique looking winter gear!
1. Find and wear your spirit animal
It may be possible that Sloth isn’t the right spirit animal for everybody. Worry not because luckily there’s plenty of other awesome creatures to guide you through your life. So this winter you can borrow the looks of your favorite animal and wear that furry look and little bit of silliness with pride.
2. Winter isn’t for everyone
There are dog persons and cat persons. Some people like soup for a starter at the restaurant while others go for salad. Plenty of people are in love with snow and crisp air while others, well, not that much. Don’t hesitate to show your feelings which in that case are a subtle cry-out for the spring to arrive.
3. Friendly octopus meets Cthulhu
This one’s a bit interesting as the hat you’re seeing is bit 2-in1. Let us explain. When a kid or nice older lady asks about your hat, you can go with the story about cute octopus enjoying the winter. On the other hand, when you want to show your darker edges you can go with a simple “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. All hail almighty Cthulhu!”.
4. Hi there, wintery wiener dog!
Most of us aren’t proud owners of dachshunds, that’s cool. What’s also cool is this awesome dog-themed scarf to keep your neck warm from cool winds of winter. Damn, there’s so much cool in this paragraph!
5. Welcome to Jamaica (said with heavy accent)
It’s totally OK to enjoy winter with dem sweet rasta vibes straight from Jamaica. So everyone who feel summer in their souls, gear up and greet that crisp winter air with neat dreadlocks and nice beard a la Bob Marley.
6. May the warmth be with you
Contrary to popular belief, even nerds tend to get chilly sometimes. In that rare case, we present you this cool Star Wars scarf. So may the Force, warmth, and BB-8 always be with you even if you happen to visit Hoth.
7. Empire Strikes Hats
You thought that we are done with Star Wars after the scarf? Nope. Here’s your possibility to patrol the snowy streets of your hometown as a legendary Stormtrooper. Keep in mind that you shouldn’t get into any snowball battles because this hat will significantly impact your aiming so you won’t hit your opponents at all. Still a nice hat though.
8. Crazy lady-guy scarf
The crazy doesn’t always have to mean funny or silly. Sometimes crazy is an old lady screaming at random people or some guy running around naked and wearing only a scarf with an obscene message to the whole world. Are you mad enough for this scarf? Maybe you have some loco friends willing to show their attitudes with this accessory?
9. In the name Of Thor, wear a hat!
If there is a bunch of people, who can laugh in the face of even the fiercest blizzards and longest winters it’s the Vikings. So you can search your family history for traces of Nordic origins, or you can gear up and get yourself this wacky hat. Unfortunately, you have to purchase axe and wooden shield separately.
10. Praise the bacon!
Show us a person who doesn’t like bacon, and we’ll show you a liar. Jokes aside, this scarf is a total joke, and that’s exactly what we love about it. Needless to say, this item isn’t the best Christmas gift for vegans.
11. Rudolphe the red-nosed Frenchman
Berets are considered go-to headwear for two opposites – badass army men and French mimes. Join the beret-wearing people but don’t even try to play it safe. For that let us introduce you this Christmas-themed beret with a nice pair of antlers attached to it.
12. Most pawesome scarves ever!
When rocking this scarf in the wintertime, you always feel like being hugged by a soft and gentle beast. Sloth really loves the pink paws but there’s also other colors and patterns you can choose from.
13. It came from outer space
Hat from another galaxy is just what you want if you desire to feel a little bit alienated. This knitted beanie has a neat feature – now you’ll have eyes behind your head (also few tentacles).
14. Keep the change ya filthy animals
Please don’t take this headline as an insult. Of course, it’s a quote from the legendary film “Angels With Filthy Souls” which isn’t a real movie at all. Everybody who got that Home Alone reference are free to purchase this scarf as a gift or an addition to your own Christmas wardrobe.
15. Santa, is that you?
Last and definitely not least – one and only Santa Claus! What defines this iconic character? Of course red outfit and thick white beard. That’s exactly what this warm hat will get you. There’s also a downside – be ready to hear a lot of gift wishes from random people when rocking this bright red headgear.
Sloth wishes you all a warm Christmas
and a wacky new year!